Country Dictionary

What you call the coolest person in the wizorld.

Gaylord sniffs cheez wiz so therefore he is a Felton.

Literally, the most godly human being on earth, The biggest slong on earth, he loves the rich ones. LOL just kidding he loves the women with the biggest hearts and personality.

Damn bro, hes a felton for sure.

N. The act of making love to an armpit.

I can't believe it costs an extra $15 just to felton that girl.

spontanious young man that has a remis of around 2 inches and enjoys a fresh batch of toffee

"I just wipped up a fresh batch of toffee, somebody call Felton"

Girl: "Get your remis out of me and get the toffee."

Boy: "Rah Rah Rah no one understands you she-bear"

A basketball player that doesn't live up to potential.... (2) An uptight male that likes playing the touchy touchy game (see de la soul) .

That felton was checkin' out the youngsters.

To type random letters in a short amount of time (usually on AIM or Facebook), in order to express extreme emotions such as anger, hatred or happiness.

randomscreename69: i'm breaking up with you
randomguysaid: AKJFKSDJK LSDJGKLS GJKLSGJS
randomguysaid:LHKLDGSJ SKLGHJDS KLGH KLSDGH SDGSDGJL JDSG:KDJSG
randomguysaid: KLSDFLKSDFJSLKFUCK YOUTWAT JSDKLGJLSD KGJS KLDGHSDG
randomscreename69: stop feltoning

Saying or doing something so terribly cringeworthy, you resemble Swansea's number 1 spanish advocate, James Felton.

Person 1: "Stokie Tony just retweeted 70000 people in order for them to complete their #Twitter92".

Person 2: "Omg, that is such a disgusting Feltonism".