A fork of Rural Dictionary
When the pot of Alfredo is too burnt to be finished
Kathy’s pasta is donezo fettuccini. What’s next for OLA?
A girl who works at an Itallian bar.
I need a Peroni. Where is the barista fettuccini?
When you cream on your partner’s toes.
“Bro, last night my girl and I tried fettuccini alfretoe for the first time.”
“No way! I’ve been trying to convince my wife to do that for weeks.”
When you are a Fetus but uglier, so you get called a Fettuccini
"Suwi Nigga, Cristiano Ronaldo is Such a Fettuccini"