A fork of Rural Dictionary
FFG stands for Freaky Farm Girl. Sheโs the girl you match with on a dating app that conveniently happens to live 100miles away in the country side. Sheโs sexy, busty and most importantly freaky af Whether its riding one of her many barnyard animals or her threatening to peg you, sheโs always up for a good time
I wish I lived up north, I miss my darling FFG
Future Fat Girl... Tell Tale signs are: 1. small waist with a double chin 2. child bearing hips 3. thick ankles or cankles 4. flabby under arms 5. often says "I can eat what I want and never gain weight" 6. never loses her "baby fat" 7. describes herself as thick at 10 yrs old 8. has double D tits before she gets her first period 9. She has a fat mom 10. Jello booty
Cindy looks good now but she is a FFG...in 2 yrs her ass'll inflate like a life raft.