A fork of Rural Dictionary
Ignoring all personal responsibilities to play with your fish tank.
Honey, quit fish dicking around and take out the trash.
A condition occurring mostly in (although not limited to) uncircumcised men as a result of not cleaning their genitals, particularly under their foreskin. Their lack of concern for personal hygiene results in their genitals producing a nasty fish smell. 90% of men with this condition will request oral sex while remaining oblivious to the fact that they have it.
That guy I hooked up with had a MAJOR case of fish dick.
a guy who is so desperate for pussy that he will screw anything. he therefore tends to have a smelly cock, a fish dick if you will.
oh my god, who in their right mind would want to fuck that fish dicked guy. he is pathetic.
What the human male experiences after a night of unprotected sex with a woman then leaves in the morning without showering, and follows that with a day of hard work in a hot kitchen. It is a combination of a foetid stench, grease, slime and crusty scaliness in the genital region.
"Geez, Chef, I just took a leak, and I've got a rotten case of Fish Dick."
When a man is with a women who intimidates him and as he tries to have sex with her his penis goes limp and flaps around like a fish on land.
Yo, you hear what happened to Adam yesterday while he was wit that bad chick? Yea yo, I heard he got some fish dick.
(1) Fish stick, especially fish sticks that aren't very good. (2) A guys dick after fucking some nasty, stinky tuna cunt.
Sally's twat felt pretty good, but it was too stinky to eat, and gave me a case of fish dick.