A fork of Rural Dictionary
A fake twitter or burner account commonly used by popular twitter handles to post more personal and weird stuff to not lose a following on their main account.
Man im started to lose followers when i post about cum on main, im bout to make a fitter
A knuckle dragging person, who isn’t really bright and uses very large spanners and big hammers to undo nuts and bolts. They generally do a 4 year apprenticeship, which consist of 2 year learning how the undo the bolt, then the next 2 years learning how to do it up. Righty Tighty, Lefty Loosey. Some say they are Electricians with there brains removed. They can’t spell refrigerator, but have been know to throw one. There work uniform consists of a tutu, thong, painted nails and sometimes make-up, a drag queens version of a tradesperson. They are also know for there very catty teenage girl like jealousy of Electricians, who are know to be the King of trades and fitters are at the bottom of ladder, in the trade world. Fitter - A Spanner monkey that takes along time to learn anything.
Fitter - spanner monkey, that is a slow learner.
To update ones Facebook status more often, therefore eliminating the need for a Twitter account.
Why don't you just fitter about it? If I had an iPhone, all I would do would be fitter!
The Facebook version of Twitter, also known as "status updates". Overruse can lead to Status Fiend and Status Wanker.
Person 1: I'm so sorry to hear your grandmother passed away from AIDS. Person 2: Where did you hear that? Person 1: I read it on your Fitter.
It is specifically the misuse or Hijacking of someone's Facebook page or "wall" for use as your own personal Twitter Page. All otherwise useless thoughts are posted to their page. You can regard their friends as "Followers", as they are exposed to all your minute by minute posts.
Guy 1: "My friend started twittering on my Facebook page, how annoying!" Guy 2: "It's called fittering, you can do the same to his Blog (blittering) or linkedin (littering) page..."
The British way of saying hotter. when fit (hot) isnt enough!
british guy1: Dude your moms fitter then hell!! british guy2: Hells pretty damn fitt