A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of masturbation with one hand. Usually only applies to males.
"She wouldn't let me near her in bed last night, so I went into the kitchen, cracked open a beer and had a Five Knuckle Shuffle."
The act of male masturbation. See also wank, spanking the monkey.
"Johnny's mother caught him in the middle of a five knuckle shuffle."
Slang (Geordie, Newcastle) Masturbation: The phrase comes from the act of masturbating using the whole hand, wrapping 4 fingers round the shaft of the penis, and the thumb round the other side, hence "five knuckles".
Geordie 1: Howaye man. Did ye score last night? Geordie 2: Ney chance. I was gannin' the Five knuckle shuffle till it felt like me hand'd fall off.
that bitch gave me some blue balls, so I had to go back to my crib and do the five knuckle shuffle on my piss pump
A wrestling move of WWE Wrestler John Cena where he pounds his knuckles onto his opponent's face.
John Cena's going for a five Knuckle Shuffle on Big Show.
Another word for the popular slang word 'wank'. Most commonly used in pub-talks between men of age 18-30 to describe masturbation in a funny way, normally about someone, rather than themselves.
"I hear Dan's enjoying the five knuckle shuffle right now"
The five-knuckle-shuffle is another term for how a guy masturbates, Jerks off, gets his jollies, and says hello to his little friend.
Is it a sin to do the five-knuckle-shuffle in church?