Country Dictionary

One who does all of their coke early in the evening and then freaks the fuck out.

"I've got to go man, I've got to go back to Westbrook." (flails arms wildly and blinks and twiches face rapidly) -Fat Chad the flailer

A Flailer is one of those mysterious friends that one day just disappearers off your Facebook friend list without any reason. If you have a large friend list, you may never figure out who it was and why they deleted, blocked or whatevered you. Not only is it rude ,but may cause negative feelings and nobody wants that.

You keep adding new friends but the number stated on your home page always stays the same... or goes down! You keep seeing your "good friend from high school" name in your suggested friend box, but you know you have added them already...three times! They are "Flailing" cause they are: Flailers"!

somebody who is obviously on meth...

a flailer is that guy you might have seen like at the convenient store, he bounces when he walks, and kinda spins when he turns a corner, he over exaggerates his movements... like digging extra extra deep into his pocket while reaching for change... (you know you've seen the type, the fidgety meth-head) that dudes a flailer.

A woman who flails her arms around wildly during sex.

"Betty is such a flailer!"

Beginner surfer, one that flails about in the water like a wounded fish. Old school, kook.

You fucking flailer! You flailing fucking kook!

One who stacks it early on in the eveing. To flail, flailing

you fucking flailer Man i gotta to flail Man im flailing

PERSON ,ANIMAL OR THING SO TWACKED AND HIGH CANNOT SIT STILL ARS GOING LIKE WINDMILLS HEAD BOBBLE LIKE A RUBBER NECK OR BOBBLE HEAD MOUTH STRAIGHT JAW JAW JACKING UNCONTROLABLY

I WAS AT WALMART AT 2AM AND SEEN THE AISLE RIPPED APART BY SOME FLAILER HIGH ON A MISSION