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flak jacket

home made condom. usually made from cling film secured with an elastic band. but can be made from old parachute silk or almost anything.

"what a funny flak jacket" giggled june across the road, "that's surely tonto, one of alec's prize gnomes"

by theWestHamfan November 17, 2003

Flak Jacket

A guy in a group of friends who always falls on the grenade the grenade. A flak jacket provides protection from grenade shrapnel to the wearer in real life, while a figurative flak jacket protects his group of guys from getting grenades. A flak jacket is not to be confused with a wingman a wing man is usually a relationship where all guys are on equal terms and take turns wing-manning for one another, however a flak jacket usually has less game than the other guys so he is almost always willing to take the grenade, because he can't get other girls. A flak jacket is a great friend to have because it can protect you from potentially lethal grenade shrapnel while flirting with chicks.

Friend #1: Hey man look at those three chicks over there, I got the hot blonde with the big tits. Friend #2: Fine I got the fine latina chick with the awesome ass. Friend #1: I guess that means you got the pig faced chick man. Friend #3 (flak jacket): Fine if you say so, I guess Im falling on the grenade again.

by jdazzle217 September 08, 2011

Flak Jacket

A perk in the Call of Duty series. This perk has only been used in Call of Duty: World at War and Call of Duty: Black Ops. It reduces explosive damage.

Damn, my grenade didn't slaughter that guy because he had Flak Jacket as one of his perks.

by MW2 Freak January 03, 2011

Virginia Flak-Jacket

The mountain of fat that only obese women have in between their vagina and chin which blocks a man from being able to pull out of said woman and cum on her face

I wanted to finish on her chin but she had a Virginia flak-jacket so I couldn't

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

flak jacket man

The guy in your group of friends that takes the grenade.

"who takes the grenade this time?" "Kevin hes the flak jacket man."

by nickwithkungfugrip August 21, 2010

flak jacket

The act of putting on your sweater to reduce the risk of getting close to the gernade When a fellow bro is about to take a gernade for another bro and might need some extra protection. So he throws on his sweater to reduce the damage taken.

John: dude look at that eye candy over there Dave: man thats one narley gernade shes with John: Bro i want her,.. you have got to help me out Dave: god damm it, alright. give me a sec. gotta throw my flak jacket on

by Jhunter666 January 25, 2011

Flak Jacket and Big Time

Noone on the corner has swagger like them

nolan and downs are Flak Jacket and Big Time

by Flak jacket November 15, 2010