A fork of Rural Dictionary
When something is so amazing, that it rivals the consistency of Flan. In theory.
Lee: Dude, this essay is totally...totally...I can't think of a word!!!!!!!
Kerry: Flantastic.
Lee: Flantastic???
Kerry: Yes.
Lee: What!?!?! That doesn't make sense!
Kerry: It does if you have a 12th level intellect. Do you?
Lee: ...no, I don't know what that is.
Kerry: Then you don't have it, so shut up.
When something is so amazing, that it rivals the consistency of Flan. Which is solid but flexible, making it something to depend on.
Dude: Dude, this essay is totally...totally...I can't think of a word!!!!!!!
Me: Flantastic.
Dude: Flantastic???
Me: Yes.
Dude: What!?!?! That doesn't make sense!
Me: It does if you have a 12th level intellect. Do you?
Dude: ...no, I don't know what that is.
Me: Then you don't have it, so shut up.
way more awesome than regular fantastic.
wow, that song was executed way more flantasticly than the original version.
or
hello jane, i just think its really flantastic that you decided to try the at home abortion kit.
If something is Flantastic it is extremely jewish, sticky, and dirty. A flantastic item would be something like a used uncleaned double-dong and doing a flanstastic deed would be like giving yourself or another person the reverse shocker.
If someone is called flantastic it means they are easy, slutty, and/or dirty.
Dude that bitch was so flantastic in bed! She let me use her any way I wanted!!