A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of cleansing your colon by way of using Fleet enemas.
I need to be Fleeting. I'm so constipated I've been sitting on the toilet for ages, and still feel plugged up.
-lasting for a very short time.
-When something happens quickly or doesn't last as long as you'd like, it is described as being fleeting.
"hoping to get a fleeting glimpse of a whale underwater"
A brand name of enemas...where the term "Fleeting" comes from, regarding colon cleansing.
If you are constipated, you need to go Fleeting, with a Fleet enema.
The Fleet is a mythical creature that supposedly exists inside the Marine Corps after training. This is where things are supposed to get easier and a tad less stresseful. The existence of the fleet has been proven a lie and does in fact not exist.
"A" school instructor- "We are training you for the fleet."
Pissed off Boot - "The fleet is a lie!"
To excrete one's feces via natural anatomical and physiological bodily functions.
I felt better after I fleeted.
Yesterday, I saw my doctor and we discussed fleeting.
It is important to fleet on a regular basis.