A fork of Rural Dictionary
Suburban or urban male age 17-29 who frequents bars in the company of fellow floads in hopes of sexual gratification. Often identifiable by white baseball cap, clothing emblazoned with a designer's name, excessive hair product, and a misogynistic demeanor. Floads travel in herds of 3-20.
"Are you sure you want to go there? That bar always attracts a herd of floads trying to get laid."
A nice simple abbreviation of Fuck Loads Predominantly used in txt/email/wattsapp rather than f2f
“Hey man, you got any spare munchies” “Go for it, I’ve got floads”
A co-worker that constantly looks over his cube wall when he hears others talking and barges in on the conversation. This person usually has the characteristic that follow: Fat Curly Hair Smells like wet grass Smells like milk Breath smells like a rubber boot Tells jokes that no one laughs at
FLOAD alert!!! FLOAD Alert. That dude is a complete FLOAD.