A fork of Rural Dictionary
The most exquisite compliment you can give to a woman. She will most likely be confused by it's sheer power, so only use in special situations.
Guy: You look floral today
Girl: What...that's not a compliment
Guy: You'll understand one day
Noun. Stimulation of the female genitals using the tongue or lips. Like "oral" but "floral", because of the flora that inhabit the vaginal canal.
He wouldn't give me floral, so I wouldn't give him head.
Someone whos arse is getting increasingly large because they're eating far too much cake in the office.
Have you seen her today? She's looking pretty floral!
as in non-animal like
my reaction to the rabie shot was floral in silent ways