A fork of Rural Dictionary
A sandwich made from a single piece of bread, folded over.
Not to be confused with "a half a sandwich", as foldies naturally taste better due to their unique construction and title.
Hey dude, I brought some egg salad but I'm short on bread, want a foldie?
A contraction of "Fat" and "Oldie" -- meaning one of those grumbling, fat old people that fill up that belovedly flawed island called "Britain". They can usually be found in couples riding bikes or on cruise ships. The females of the species tend to sport short, dyed ginger hair, yellow tinted glasses and woefully tasteless clothes. Their husbands (A person with whom "fold" women make a pact never to have sexual intercourse with) are more often then not called George, and are tall and skinny with massive ears and shrivelled faces. They also have a penchant for either gold or fishing depending on the specimen.
Elliot: Hey Pete, check out those foldies over there! Naaaaaasty!
Pete: Ewww, gross! Those legs.... Yuckaroo!
It’s name derived from the 'folding poem', a Foldie is a collaborative internet video project where each director sends the next director a certain portion of his/her video clip in order to produce one complete short story or sketch.
In this semester's foldie project, each director will see the last eight seconds of the preceding director's 30-second video.
The foldy is preformed when a intoxicated gentleman can't acheive wood, even after oral stimulation. So naturely he folds his flaccid manhood and inserts it into the woman. Its half the length but twice the width and triple the fun.
Marty: Hey bra you were fucking wasted last, night did you fuck that slappa?
Ryan: Yeah bro, you know how I roll! I was so fucking messy I gave that bitch the foldy!!
(usally followed by high fives, and cheering)
Sexual relations with the folded over skin of a morbidly obese man or woman.
Don's gut has gotten so big he is able to give himself a foldie.
1 stick of normal chewing gum (EG: Wrigley's Juicy Fruit) folded over with drop gum (EG: Golden Gum Nuggets) in the middle.
The normal stick of gum is called a Straight.
The drop gum is sometimes called Nutrasweet (due to it's nutrasweet content)
Note: to do this the normal stick of gum has to be the same shape and size as Wrigley's Juicy Fruit gum.
Guy 1: Hey i wanna make a foldy.
Guy 2: Ok here's the Straight.
Guy 1: You got any drop gum?
Guy 2: Sure the Nutrasweet is right over there.
Guy 1: Thanks man.