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Having sex with James Foos

Oh my god you got Foosed last night!

An offensive move in foosball. When a defender is trying to clear the ball, your offensive 3-man rod deflects the ball back into the victim's own net. A.K.A. "Jedi-ed" because of the psychic skill it takes. Foosing your opponent earns you the right to call your opponent a girl's name (e.g. buttercup, doris, pocahontas)

Hahahah Foosed! How you like that, Pocahontas?

When an arrogant, macho, or sexist man gets taken down a notch by a more athletic woman in a competitive endeavor.

I used to think Mike was the man, but he was just totally foosed by Angela.

To have had sex with a woman.

He foosed that.

When playing fooseball, instead of simply stopping the opposing player's shot, you take a shot as the ball is coming at you, scoring immediately. The worst way to get scored on. It usually happens when a noob tries to shoot from the back row.

Noob: "Check out this shot from the back." BOOM! Me: "Damn son, you just got foosed!"

An unknown mythical creature that may be found on your porch.

Damnit Randy, I woke up again last night with another Foose on my porch.

to rest. stop. comes from that thing that happens when the fooseball on the table stops in one of those spots where it can't be hit.

i have the weekend off so i am just going to let it foose