Country Dictionary

Friday afternoon

We need to go to the bar for drinks this Froon

Frontal moon

William, you may froon your teacher.

n; A spoon-fork hybred eating utensil that is often misidentified as a spork due to mistaken classification. A true spork, while rounded on the ends, has tines that extend to at least the middle of the utensil face and a slightly flatter surface. The tines of a froon extend only a quarter of the distance of the utensil's body, thus rendering it more spoon than fork. Froons are hince more appropriate for more heavily-sauced items than a true spork.

froon

v. to fall into a body of water unintentionally.
n. someone who falls into a body of water unintentionally.

v. Don't froon; you will end up all wet!
n. You're such a clumsy froon.

The act of spooning with a friend.

Person 1: "I heard you stayed at Sophie's last night. Anything happen?"

Person 2: "Nah, man. It was just some harmless frooning."

Person 1: "Friendzoned?"

Person 2: "Yep!"

a namecalling word, scoon + freak = froon.

A scoon was founded by Twin Jester basically meaning cool witted.

This word was created because people can now call others a freaky scoon, or a froon.

scoon - Related

Billy was being a total froon, walking all hill-billy like, and then, he became a total freak and starting jumping a round like a frog.

See spork

I ate the Southwest Steak Bowl with a froon.