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Frosty the Snowman

A middle aged snowman that smokes a pipe and wears no pants in front of children

WATCH OUT! COVER YO EYES KIDS HERE COMES FROSTY THE SNOWMAN!

by REDAVACODOS December 30, 2019

Frosty the Snowman

Noun 1. The sexual act of a woman taking 3 loads in her ass and then shoving a carrot up there. Followed by a rabbit.

Tom & Dick: "We found an old carrot." Harry: "And I've got a rabbit!" "And when they shoved it up her ass, she began to prance around, Frosty the Snowman."

by billebllunt December 09, 2013

Frosty the Snowman

1. n. (slang) Bukkake. 2. n. (slang) The act of covering a woman entirely with seminal fluid. (abbr.: Frosty)

The fraternity completed Jan's Frosty the Snowman by placing a black silk hat on her head and sticking a corncob pipe in her mouth.

by Tom Zappacosta December 17, 2003

Frosty the Snowman

When having sex with a chick, pull out and insert your favorite flavored Popsicle into the vagina. thus having vag flavored as you like. precede to fuck her with the Popsicle until she cums or the Popsicle completely melts. proceed to eat out favorite flavor.

Clement gave Elenor the Frosty the Snowman this weekend hiking.

by DU4thFloorSouth October 02, 2009

Frosty the Snowman

A complete cokehead

All he wants to do is go to Crobar and do blow.

by Laura February 11, 2005

Frosty the Snowman

1.)When you create a snow penis and fornicate yourself with it. 2. When you fuck a girl in the snow and bury her ugly face in it. 3. When you make a hole in the snow and fuck the hole...with ur teeny weeny.

1.Jaime: bro, last night it snowed, i couldn't believe it so i got up and had a frosty the snowman! Wheels: NICE!! 2. Randy: Dude, how was ur date last night? Tyrone: Aww man, did you see the blizzard outside. She thought it would be cool to get a frosty the snowman! Randy: You sick fuck! 3. Do you like Frosty the snowman?! The cartoon? How old are you?

by Tsunami Jaime February 24, 2008

Frosty the Snowman

A Coast Guard hazing ritual in which the crew of boat masturbate into the coxswain's hat and the newest crew member must wear it. The dripping semen makes it appear he/she is melting. It's also called a "Sticky Stuz."

We're getting a new man aboard today. Get Skip's hat for the Frosty the Snowman. You mean the Sticky Stuz?

by Wells Hungly July 20, 2016