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Fruit Booter

A Rollerblader

Guy: You Rollerblade? Girl: Yup, im a Fruit Booter! Guy: Yeh Me too!

by Taco April 18, 2004

Fruit Booter

A negative insult to Rollerbladers givin by skateboarders. Rollerbladers are not people who fail at skateboarding. Most of them have never had any intrest in it.

Skateboarder: Bladers are gay. Fucking fruit booter. Rollerblader: *pop*

by SoundOfSilence July 11, 2008

Fruit Booter

A person foiled by the complexity of an ollie on a skateboard who resorted to buying rollerblades to make up for his/her shortcomming. Said person must land the smallest of tricks by crouching obscenely low and/or making rapper-like gestures with their arms.

Person 1: Holy crap! That fruit booter just jumped over a newspaper stand - is there a name for that trick? Person 2: Yeah, it's called "jumping".

by AARC51 October 12, 2006

Fruit Booter

A name given by gay ass skateboarders who are embaraased when rollerbladers grind 15 kink handrails.

DAMN that rollerbladers good.

by YourMom December 21, 2004

Fruit Booter

A person who partakes in an acticity of or relating to roller blading

You homosexual fruit booter

by Ebola March 04, 2004

Fruit Booter

A name given to 'roller bladers' by skate boarders to make them feel bad but in return, brings us together (better than skateboarders) and sorry for getting in your way at the skate park your highnesses -sarcasm to skate boarders-

skateboarder: dude i just grinded a rail that was 666 feet long Fruit Booter: dude wake up you push wood not boot fruit

Fruit Booter

A dumb shit who cant skateboard, therefore tries to succeed by glueing wheels to there gay shoes that are most likely worn with assless chaps!!!

Person 1)Look at that fruitbooter. Person 2)Yeah, i saw him on a gay porn video.

by sk8board4life April 04, 2005