A fork of Rural Dictionary
A car that's so badass it can go by no other name
Hey...remember that night we dressed up as 32nd century wizards, snuck out to the club, ordered a vegan chili dog, ran three miles, and then bought two six packs of dr. pepper? And we did it all with the fuck mobile!
not to be confused with pizza hut, slut. A mobile fuck hut is when you have sexy time in the back of a Dodge Ram Wagon 2500 Passenger Extended Van while in motion.
Logan Slimcock: bro bout to get sauced by this squinty eye scrotum licker fire up the mobile fuck hut Juggalo Doug: Beer me my keys, destination pound town Logan Slimcock : my dicks like a rubix cube she'll never figure out how to jerk me off