A fork of Rural Dictionary
An old ugly women of loose persuation. ie. An old slut. Used only rarely to the ugliest of characters of which you feel even a duck would not go near them. What defines a Fuck a Duck is the pure ugliness of character in which she completely lacks.
a. Look at that old fuck a duck! So ugly a duck won't even go near her. b. What is that old fuck a duck complaining about this time?
Fuck the Duck or Fucking the duck is the act of being lazy. You are supposed to be doing something but instead you're "fucking the duck". If you are being really lazy it's called Fucking the Royal Duck.
"I thought Bill was going to help clean up theses leaves?" "No, he went to go fuck the duck." "Hey, where's the cook? I have an order up, 2 cheeseburger specials!!" "he's out back fucking the royal duck".
An ode to duck fucking to the tune of the popular children's song, "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck. Screw a kangaroo. 69 a porcupine. Orgy at the zoo. Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck. Screw a kangaroo. Finger an orangutang. Orgy at the zoo. Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck. Screw a kangaroo. Eat a grape, rape an ape. Orgy at the zoo. Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck. Screw a kangaroo. Masturbate with a snake Sunning at the zoo. Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck Gently in the ass Roll around on the ground Until you cum at last!
alternative to smash or pass , just used in a more aggressive way .
would you fuck or duck ariana grande?
the act of avoiding someone you had sexual intercourse with. similar to suck and duck.
Guy 1: Hey, didn't you fuck that girl at my party last week? Guy 2: That shit was NASTY! Better pull a fuck and duck!
When something goes wrong. Can be used to express anger or disappointment.
"Fuck a duck, I just missed the bus"