A fork of Rural Dictionary
The simultaneous occurrence of flatulence and ejaculation. Particularly common among the elderly who have weak bowel and penile control.
Jenny: Mom! Grandpa is fumming all over the place again! Karen: Well, grab some towels and start cleaning him up! Jenny: Ewwwww! I don’t wanna clean up grandpa’s nasty fum! It stinks! Karen: Shut the fuck up and clean your grandpa’s fum or you’re grounded!
An amalgamation of fingering and bums, fumming is the act of inserting one's finger into the anus for pleasure
Eg. D introduced M to the wonderful world of fumming last night and now she can't sit still I couldn't concentrate in lectures thinking about that fumming I got last night in D's car
Jerking your flaccid cock so quickly that you blow your load before you even get hard.
Guy 1- Dude I need to release some tension Guy 2- But we need to be out the door in 2 minutes, we don’t have time?! Guy 1- Hold my drink and watch this (40 seconds later) Guy 1- IM FUMMING!!!! Guy 2- DUDE!!!!! 🤜 🤛
1.The title of a spanish song. 2. A slang term for sex
Tom and Ann when to go Fum, Fum, Fum
1) brain damage 2) wouldn't you like to know
"damn, your cat fum fum, or something?"
Chum is fum. Also, fum is chum. Krabby patties may also be fum. Coined from the television series, SpongeBob SquarePants.
"This chum is disgusting, but with a catchy slogan like 'Chum is Fum,' you can't go wrong!" Fred Fish.