A fork of Rural Dictionary
The action of the girl sitting on your penis while taking a shit
Hey sweetie instead of a Blumpkin tonight how about a Fumpkin instead !?
verb
1. Fapping whilst taking a shit
2. Bringing oneself to orgasm while in the process of defecating
"Last night I was giving my self a fumpkin and it was so hard to finish because my shit smelled so horrendous!"
When a chick sticks here finger in your bum while giving you a blow job.
Kevin: Miles did that chick give you a "fumpkin job"?
Miles: Yeah dude, I'm not sure if a finger in the bum from a chick giving you head is gay or not.
Kevin: totally not gay bro.
Or Filipino Pumpkin Is a Filipino woman who needs to be married before 40 years old.
Let’s celebrate the fumpkin wedding of our friend Katherine.
Fump·kin
noun
1.
a large fake orange-yellow decoration that breaks when looking at it.
2.
the act of having your balls sucked on while taking a piss.
Shawn: Hey bro, did you get with Sousanne last night?
Blake: Yeah, but I had to pee, so I convinced her to give me a Fumpkin.