A fork of Rural Dictionary
A place that does not actually exist, but if it did would provide an immediate solution. After a heavy dilema is presented, or a period of silence falls, it is appropriate to call out, "Quick! To the futureshop!!" The idea is that the solution will be within the futureshop!! The two exclaimation points are totally required, even if it isn't the last word in the sentence.
Guy: Crap, I can't find my hat. Guy2: Quick! To the futureshop!! _____________________________________ Guy: Hey guys, what's new. Guy2: Absolutely nothing man. We even tried cleaning out the futureshop!! but even that couldn't break this boredom.
the place for all computer rip-offs
futureshop sales: "To play DOOM 3 in the highest details, you need a GeForce FX5200 video card. It's currently the most top-of-the-line video card and it only costs $850. It's one of the most popular products sold here. Oh and make sure to buy an extended 20 years warranty for $200. Have a nice day."
a store that sells electronics and other such things
lets go to futureshop to get a tv