A fork of Rural Dictionary
A classic football team from Gothenburg, Sweden. They're known for their odd tendency to play qualifying-matches for different divisions almost every year.
A song popular among the fans of GAIS: "The year before the next one was the last year in divison 2 Ay, Ay the last in divison 2 ay the last in divison 2" And then we went straight through the first divison ay ay..." and so on.
GAY, adjective
1. Merry; airy; jovial; sportive; frolicksome. It denotes more life and animation than cheerful.
Belinda smiled, and all the world was gay
2. Fine; showy; as a gay dress.
3. Inflamed or merry with liquor; intoxicated; a vulgar use of the word in America.
GAY, noun An ornament. Not used.
We were having a very GAY old time until those abnoxious pedophiles showed up. Why can't they get along with anyone?
Son: “what does gay mean”
Dad: “happiness”
Son: “are you gay”
Dad: “no, I have a wife
Happiness...
Son: Dad?
Dad: Yes son?
Son: Are you gay dad?
Dad:...No son...I have a wife
Son: What does Gay mean?
Dad: Happiness