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1). Something gone wrong. Can be used in numerous forms.
ex. Something gart is going on here; D'oh, I just got garted

2). Term used when completely owning something.
ex. Hah, I garted you good.

3) That bigggest fagbank to walk god's green earth
ex. ^o^b has just signed in.

Ha Ha you got GARTED!

**Gart**
**The swiggiest, swaggiest potato there is. He is the drippiest most yes potato you'd ever seen. Gard is typically wearing his swag glasses and gold chain. He's from Ireland and is on the search for his long lost twin brother, Fart who is 69 seconds younger than Gart.**

**Example:**
**Some loser who somehow doesn't know who Gart is: Woahhhhhh who tf is that potato they've got more drip than LINDA!**
**A smart guy who knows who Gart is: WHY HE'S GART! THE SWIGGIEST SWAGGIEST POTATO EVER!!!!!!!!!!**

A gyro fueled fart.

I've been eating nothing but Oakland Gyro's the past two days and my garts are greasy and toxic.

a fart that is gnarly

Mom, did you hear that biblical gart?

A funny man i met on discord

Can also be used as a substitute for good

hey you have a Gart afternoon

You to

To expel gas from the anus while simultaneously gagging on a penis.

Tim told Kayla to fit all thirteen freckles on his walpole in her mouth and which made her gart.

to expel an audible discharge of intestinal gas which also contains grease from the processed food; usually caused after taking an Alli weight loss pill.

What's that stain on the back of your pants? Is that grease?

Oh no, I garted!