A fork of Rural Dictionary
someone who says a lot of things which are not true.
This gas man got beaten up the other day and nearly died but he told his friends he was standing there as strong as a steel soldier and they should see the other guy
The most inconvient person with no aspect of time. Whatsoever.
Gas Operator: Yes, well he'll be there tomorrow, Wednesday, between nine and six.
...Wednesday...
No Gas Man...
...Saturday...
21:46: Gas Man: (Finally Arrives) Hello. You called for a Gas Man. Bear in mind I'll charge extra for being called out on the weekend.
a mam who likes to fart all the time and does it like it is his job, the fars always smell. also the gas man is a fagget because that is what the gas man is a dancing farting fagget!
The gas man gets blamed on everything (poor gas man!)
Die in Warzone? FUCKING GAS MAN!
internet goes down? FUCKING GAS MAN!
Manager leaves or some other bs happens at your workplace (such as the water heater breaking down) FUCKING GAS MAN!
Disposable vape runs out? FUCKING GAS MAN!
Southampton lose? FUCKING GAS MAN!
Electric for house goes out and the battery backup for the router runs out? (thankfully it hasn't yet) FUCKING GAS MAN!
Boiler doesn't work? FUCKING GAS MAN!
The enemy you kill on Warzone doesn't give you any deathchat? FUCKING GAS MAN!
You don't clip a warzone deathchat because of some shitty thing with your recording software? FUCKING GAS MAN!
Referee doesn't give the pen? FUCKING GAS MAN!
Hitler rants about something? FUCKING GAS MAN!
You miss the bus? Southampton lose? FUCKING GAS MAN!
Southampton lose? FUCKING GAS MAN!
When you're fighting in Warzone and your spastic operator thinks its now the perfect time to put on or take of the gas mask
Spack No.2 *Dies because his operator put on the gas mask*
Also Spack No.2 "FUCKING GAS MASK MAN!"
Just gonna fight this kid over at control...
some moments later.... "FUCKING GAS MASK MAN!"
Pedro yn on every drug known to aliens
person 1: Yo where is galaxy gas man
Person 2: He digging in me
The crowd: THOSE WHO KNOW, BALKAN RAGE