Country Dictionary

A Gay Baby.

Why you cryin? You're such a Gaybe

what your sexual orientation officially is when you're not sure whether or not you're gay.
GAY + MAYBE = GAYBE

"Wait a minute! You're a fudge packer aren't you?"
"Gaybe."

A fake athlete, trader, and last but not least male. Likes to lie, impersonate, dress up like Brigitte Bardot .Participates daily in delusional thoughts of grandeur without merit. Normally found near the school yard playing grab ass with his life mate soutwoman.

gaybe married stoutwoman to simplify the tax return. Uncle Sam was the witness.

someone who is thought to be gay, that everyone has their suspicions about, but hasnt come out yet so no one really knows

"Dude, Ronnie is such a gaybe."
"I know! The only videos he has on his iPod are about trannys and gays!"

A different spelling of the name Gabe, this version of the name is used exclusively to call someone gay when you are around people that get offended by the word gay.

Tommy you're dressed like gayb.

A nickname people give to people named gabe

"Ayo wassup gaybe"

When two gay lovers adopt a baby.
Gay + Baby = Gayby

*Or, can be used to offend someone (see below)

Gay 1: Hunny, lets adopt children.

Gay 2: But what about the dogs?

Gay 1: So what about the dogs? I really want a Gayby!
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Child 1: Your dads are gay, right?

Gaybe: Yeah...

Child 2: Ew! Gayby!!! *points*
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Woman: You can't adopt a child!

Gay 1: Why not lady?

Woman: Because that'll make your adopted child a Gayby!
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*Girl 1: Ugh! Your baby brother is so annoying! Why wont he shutup?

Girl 2: I know... He's such a Gayby.
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*Boy 1: Dude, you still play with Lego?

Boy 2 : Yeah, it's awesome!

Boy 1: You're such a Gayby!