Country Dictionary

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GTi

GTi the straight coolest of all hatchbacks. The Original Master. My car and the car you want. VW's Masterpeice.

My Gti will smoke your POS rice like a fatty blunt

by Drunkalist October 29, 2004

GTi

The chav choice of car, with apt body kit and speakers!!! Rear spoilers, yes please

I just nicked this GTi

by playa25852 May 27, 2005

GTI

Volkswagen's sexy ass, high performance hatchback. The ricers' worst nightmare. Stands for "Grand Touring Injection," but also can stand for "Get Turbo, Idiot" as you whiz by a Honda Civic.

Mah GTI is bettah than yo rice bowl on fo wheels, foo!

by 1.8T May 03, 2004

GTI

The hottest and most well known hatchback ever built. Also known for lasting forever and always running like it's brand new.

My GTI with 200,000 miles still smokes all those crappy ass civics.

by gti February 17, 2008

GTI

Commonly refers to the sporty trim-level of the Golf, which can be had with two or four doors and front wheel-drive. The envy of Civic drivers everywhere, and the official car of those who live life one check-engine light at a time.

My GTI is tuned and makes approximately 74,000 horsepower on stage 120 with E85; I'll take you for a spin right after I fix its broken water pump.

by |AlexR| April 30, 2020

GTI

- The quintessential hatch back of the 21st century. Known for the genocide of Hondas and punk ass asian kids who think Civics are cool.

I raced this guy in a Civic last night, yeah that Mr. Rizzo got his ass kicked!

by VWguy February 21, 2005

gti

Noun: A two-door hatchback made by volkswagen noted as the "sport model" of the Golf line. GTi stands for "Grand Touring Injection", making light of the fuel injection system used on the first models in the 1970's. The GTi is the originator of the terms "Hot Hatch" and "Pocket Rocket", with many auto manufacturers following suit creating cheap knock-offs upon the GTI's arrival in the States in 1983. Always immitated, never duplicated. Known for crisp handling, brisk acceleration and quality material build, for relative low cost.

I kicked the snot out of some tool in a rice rocket with my trusty 1991 GTI with 175,000 miles. And it still looks sharp, too.

by deutsch October 09, 2003