Country Dictionary

Gurch replaces any word in a given sentence

You are a filthy GURCH, I am going to GURCH all over your face

dog piss

dude the dog gurched all over the rug last night at 2am and i stepped in it on the way to the bathroom

Any member of the Church family.

(Numerous exceptions include Charlotte Church and the Roman Catholic Church).

Many have a tendency to say "Gah" a lot.

Gah! It's Gurch!

Gurch

a gurch is when you have a giant gulp of any type of liquid. this can be a pop or a lemonade. it can also be a water whcih is usually refreshing.

The man iv always loved and always will love

I had an amazing boyfriend called Gurch

An exclamation, typically of frustration. It can be used in many contexts to express a multitude of emotions. Similar to GAH, BAH BAH BLACK SHEEP, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Teacher: 'the essay is due tomorrow'
student: 'oh gurch, i really don't have time for this tonight!'

Verb: Sucking a dick
Sentence: Gay

Verb: “Ayo John wyd” “gurch”
Sentence: “Ayo john what’s your sexuality?”
“Gurch”