A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who is awkward and has disproportionate features including a very large head, slime body and long arms. Gangles have almost no control over their body due to lack of coordination.
Gangles also usually are able to touch their knees even when standing straight up and touch things without out moving from extraordinarily long distances. Usually they are male and are often subject to ridicule.
Ganglevitis is said to infect Gangles, although it is a made-up disease similar to Gingervitis. The myth is that it infects people causing there body to grow into funny and gangly shapes also destroying their souls.
Wow Chris is such a gangle! Look at how far he can reach and the way he has almost no coordination whatsoever!
the cutest character in the Amazing Digital Circus. No questions. She's cute, she's silly, she's sad, literal peak of cuteness in any character
Jax: "Well then, that leaves crybaby (Gangle) and hooha (KInger) together to handle the Zooble situation."
Ragatha: Do you think pairing them up together is a good idea?
Jax: Of course, they're the two most mentally stable and capable characters to be paired up together.
Kinger: *shakes uncontrollably in ps1 style*
V. to gangle means to harass somebody in a physical way, using lanky goober movements and retard facial expressions
Guy1: I was with my friend byrner yesterday and he was being such a goofy bastard
Guy2: I know, he always tries to gangle with me
A less intense form of gangbang.
Did you see that chick in that gangle video?
I found myself in a gangle the other day.
Mom, it was just a gangle, chill!