A fork of Rural Dictionary
In which one is in a state of confusion or bewilder.
I was geasted) when she didn’t know the alphabet.
Pronounced /dʒist/ "jeest." Noun. A portmanteau of "G", and "Beast." Literally refers to a beast that is a G. Verb. To beat down in a sexually dominant fashion. Derivatives: Adv. Geastily Adj. Geastly
Dude, Auron is a geast! He claims to never lose at this video game, but last week he was geasted into submission. Did you see that fool faceplant? Geastly!
combination of a beast and a geek
After scouring the waiver wire for some holds that helped solidify my spot a top my fantasy league I realized I might be the biggest Geast of all time.
Dude that guy mehdi is a geast. Ohh yeah man he gives me the shivers!! Muhhuhuhh
A person who has had their spine completely fucking mangled or removed in such a fashion that they are in a constant state of being in a place worse than death.
Yeah my grandma's life has been completely changed since she's become a Gorbulous Geast.