Country Dictionary

A term for slippin a slimey one out your ass

I just fucking Gershed my pants

Word that is used to describe how cool something is.

1) Wow, Jay-Z's performance was so gersh!

Used as an expression of surprise, disbelief, anger or disgust.

"Gersh! My car's been clamped.", "Gersh! I just stepped in dog poo."

A guy who usually looks nerdy, but sometimes looks cute if you catch him at the right angle and the right time.

"I'm gonna have to see him in person. Judging from his pictures, he looks like a Gersh!"

"Eww, that guy was a total Gersh!"

Poke violently

I Gershed the chicken.

A person who is personally offended by broad social trends and overly sensitive about unfavorable personal interactions.

Ex. 1: The dude is such a gersh. He argued with me for 15 minutes about my choice to where a skinny tie. He said it was trendy and that I would never wear it again after this year, but then seemed genuinely pissed and insecure that I went to the mall and bought one without inviting him.

To steal an item or form of property or in some cases replacing the item with a far less valuable item.

Even though she worked at the library, she felt the need to gersh books.