Country Dictionary

Any person who looks comical in apperance and has the IQ of a wrench.

"that guy who fell up the down escalator was a real gibbon"

Calling 'under the gun' in poker

What did you just do?! I Gibbonsed! I think he's going to Gibbons!

Any unusually handsome, tall and long armed proponent of archery.

Rawr! Did you see that Gibbon on target 3? Think I stand a chance with him?

A penis that is average in length but very thin. The exact opposite of a chode.

person 1-"why is paul in the hospital" Person 2- "he stuck his junk in a pencil sharpener" person 1- "how did it fit in there? i didn't know paul had a gibbon."

A large very man that resembles an ape or bigfoot .most of the time has a foot injury caused by sticking it into his mouth.also slang for loud large hairy man who smells.

smells like gibbon in here ! the bar was filled with gibbons !

Term coined by members of the Scotch College community in Perth, Australia which is used to describe methylenedioxymethamphetamine (Ecstasy) pills.

"I just scored some gibbons off dazza" "has that gibbon kicked in yet" "man I just dropped 4 gibbons...I'm fuck'n mashed"

slang ~n female sexual organs (usually of the hairy variety). See also minge, pussy, flange.

"C'mon darlin' show us yer gibbon!", works best in Yorkshire or Lancashire accent.