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Gifford

A person who possesses a great amount of courage. # Frank Gifford, American athlete and sports commentator # Hugh de Giffard, 12th century Scottish baron # Josh Gifford, English Jockey # Png Gifford,President # Kathie Lee Gifford, television host and singer; wife of Frank Gifford # Maurice Gifford, son of 2nd Baron Gifford, British Army Officer # Png Gifford,President

That's Gifford of you to rescue the cat from the tree! I did an act of Gifford today.

by HappyFeet3573 March 23, 2009

Gifford

One whose personal qualities are deficient or inadequate, if you will - a word used to describe something or someone that is really bad or just generally shit. Wholly disappointing.

"hello mate, how was the event you attended last night" "it was a hoot, I made several new acquaintances' "Oh, coolio - did you meet my cousin Bernard?" "As a matter of fact I did" "what did you make of him?" "Well to be honest he was a bit of a GIFFORD" "What did you get for Christmas buddy?" "A pet Corn Snake" "Brill, are you pleased with it?" "No, its a bit shit to be honest, in fact I would go as far to say that my parents have got me a real GIFFORD" "How was your school report?" "A let down mate - straight up GIFFORD"

by CornSnake December 29, 2011

Gifford

An optimist. Someone who perseveres through hard times and is able to find positivity.

Yo, dude! Jimmy totally pulled a Gifford. He's able to find a ray of sunshine in every shitty situation!

by Craig Difford December 03, 2016

Gifford

A person who manually masterbates dogs

Ron "steve why is that man wanking that dog off ?" Steve"oh its ok ron he's a gifford"

by stewartlubbock November 10, 2011

Gifford

When someones drinks alcohol to the point that they can no longer speak so others can understand them.

I went to the bar the other night & there was a guy there that was so gifford. I couldn't believe they were still serving him.

by BR549 alpha bravo December 10, 2010

Gifford

A Gifford is the piece of skin between a mans ball sack and arse crack

look at that Cornebys Gifford

by michellerider1 April 01, 2010

Gifford

The act of arriving unreasonably late or failing to arrive at all, even when promised.

"Dude, you pulled such a gifford last night. We totally had plans."

by Ballzzz December 06, 2009