Country Dictionary

A cock so thick it needs three C’s.

That is one GIRTHY cock!

To be well-endowed in the penile area

James Millsop is girthy between his legs.

Being obscenely thick or fat.

"That girl is straight up girthy." "I would probably enjoy sex with ^Name^ more, but he's just too girthy."

When you're pregnant but at the same time you're not. It's a joke referring to when you're emotional/salty like a pregnant woman but you're obviously not.

Subject 1: *plays any game and sucks at it* Fuck this game, it's complete garbage. Subject 2: Girthy much little bitch hoe?

A cock that is considerably large in width

Dude have you seen Michelle Obama's cock? It's girthy

A specific person or thing with a chode. Usually named Cruz or Stuart

That kid is a mad girthy

when a man has a rather wide cock!

i know a man called john, he has a rather wide cock, ive named it girthy!!! (he also has big balls, "is it a peach" haha i want to suck girthy!!!!