A fork of Rural Dictionary
A alternative word for an idiot. Used in the south of England.
"You stupid gloit!"
"Don't make me come over there and nut you, you gloit!"
A bag full of sperm - usually a waterballoon or condom.
Used as both an insult, and helpful descriptive term.
Poon: Man, that dude is such a Gloit!
Me: Yeah I know
Poon: Ah man! I just trod on a gloit
Me: Dirt - your trousers are messy
Poon: I'm gonna Xlap whoever put that there!