A fork of Rural Dictionary
Punjabi word for cauliflower. Used as mildly abusive term for someone who has the same sort of qualities as a cauliflower: sedentary; round (overweight); slow; not very nice on its (his/her) own.
Summed up reasonably well in English as a 'fat ba***rd'.
He's a right gobi.
Who's that gobi over there
a guy who will make you fall in love with him but then deny leading you on. has a romantic side but won’t show it for fear of getting hurt. a great friend but never count on him to initiate any conversation or ask to hang out.
person 1: the guy i like keeps leading me on but never acts like he cares :(
person 2: is his name Gobi?
person 1: yeah
a schoolboy error where you miss foreplay and her pussy is as dry as the gobi desert
Tried to fuck a bird last night, went in too quick and she pulled a gobi on me