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God Time

The official time down to the minute. Sometimes watches can be "fast" or "slow" by a few or a lot of minutes and not always match the World Clock. Cell Phones and Computers are the exception since they are regulated and keep a consistent time. The time displayed on your cell phone is God Time.

Person 1: What time is it?

Person 2: *looks at watch*"It is 4:46 pm"

Person 3: *Looks at cellphone* "According to God time it is 4:50 pm"

by Luna_hermione October 04, 2011

dreaming on god's time

When a person achieves 2 or more American Dreams within 7 days.

The invention of TRU and the Founding of AmericaNative let everyone know Nathan Rangel was dreaming on god'd time.
Dreaming on God's time is just as difficult when u don't try.

by AmericaNative March 22, 2016

Gods Prime Time

It has two definitions, it's either a guy with a charming personality and smart wit or it's a guy who is either always overdosing or always underdosing. They probably are hyper all the time and are a piece of work(hence the name). They are, usually speaking, batshit crazy in a good way.

PS: There is always one in a friend group.

-Man did you see Ata yesterday, he was through the fucking roof!
-Yeah, that's Gods Prime Time being Gods Prime Time.

by Atates January 10, 2021

Tim, God of Time

A deity that holds control over the flow of time, and all things relating to aforementioned flow. Tim is also a god of harassment, as he tends to use his godly power for evil, torturing people by speeding and slowing time. He may even stop time all together if he's feeling extra evil.

Employer: "Why are you late? This interview was planned months ahead of time!"
Applicant: "I'm so sorry, I had a run in with Tim, God of Time and he made me miss my bus."

by TimeGodTim December 05, 2015

God-time

How the gods perceive time differently from mortals, due to their longer lifespans.

(e.g: 'The gods are typically more patient than mortals as 100 years is like a month in god-time' ).

(Note: God-time is kind of comparable to human and dog years, but not exactly).

by Diana Lucius DeCollis May 25, 2024