A fork of Rural Dictionary
A miracle powder that can best be described as "A tropical breeze on your nutsack!" The perfect cure for sweaty balls. However, recreational use is encouraged. Especially effective if applied immediatly after showering.
Its been such a bad day that all I want to do is go home, shower, and enjoy that nice tingle on my balls after I goldbond
It is the act of applying goldbond (as well as adding water) to one's nutsack, which provides the sensation of a thousand winter elves blowing snow all over your testicles.
It has also been compared to spearmint for the genitalia
After a hearty dinner, me and my posse went goldbonding. Though it kind of stung at first, it really got my dance on.
Generally a morning ritual, the act of thoroughly powdering your's (and/or other's) genitals before getting dressed.
*Think: like a baby getting his/her diaper changed, legs up!
"Dude, the humidity is giving me a rash, I need to practice GoldBond Yoga"