A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of a person with a penis urinating with a full erection while doing a handstand. Sometimes done for humor or after sex, but often done in the fetish style of water sports
Filby: My guy, I was so hard last night I couldn’t even piss. It was impossible.
Dondo: You should’ve just busted out the Inverted Golden Giraffe! Sometimes the only way to pee up, is to pee down. But remember to aim.
A Golden Giraffe is when a male attempts to urinate with a full erection, flag pole raised vertical in all its glory. This is often used during the act of Golden Showers. There are other variations, see the Inverted Golden Giraffe.
I woke up in the middle of the night to pee, but I was fully torqued so I had to do the Golden Giraffe.
Sometimes in “water sports” the golden shower can be self-administered, or rain down from above, when the gold supply is coming from a Golden Giraffe. Pointed straight up to the heavens.