Country Dictionary

Goni is very nice and caring towards everyone and she always has a smile on her face no matter what and even though she doesnt know it she is very beautiful and smart.

Goni always smiles when she is down

The spot behind the left knee. Term used by Maddie and Billy.

Ouch! You hit my goni!

Person 1:
Look at her Hamstring!

Person 2:
You mean her Goni?

Israeli slang, A male (or female) with unimaginable low standards, so low that a Goni can be considered his/her own class of sexual attraction. A Goni will literally hump anything with a hole. A Goni will not flirt with the potential mate except in certain European countries.

Girl 1: I hooked up with this thirsty guy last night! He was so desperate!

Girl 2: Oh you got with a Goni!

To drive down Oregonia road smoking weed

“ Let’s go take a gonie “

The offspring of a goat and a pony.

You know what would be the sweetest pet ever? If a goat and a pony mated, you'd have a gony

Gony is slang for Gay Tony, he is a short man about 5 feet tall and 100 pounds wet. A Gony is not only homosexual but also creepy. He waits for little boys to ask them how there day was and then he fucks them.

Nick: yo man did you see that kid?!
Bill: yeah man I think that was a Gony
Nick: oh shit man we better go before he fucks our assholes
Bill: he is a force to be reckoned with

a big cock sexy beast who is pro gamer and has no toes. he smells very nice and is very academic and athletic. he eats bare food and is amazing chef. he is however married so gyaldem fuck off.

person 1: yooo Ayaan Goniii
Ayaan Goni: wooooaaaahhhh eggoniiii!!!!!