Country Dictionary

Any act which is purposefully commited to promote laughter or humour, but unfortunately, makes the speaker look as though they are intellectually equivalent to a door-knob.

Goober: "Jenny is such a wench, who would ever think that going bald is an attractive look for a girl?" John replies: "Jenny has cancer you door-knob. She didn't shave her head because she thought it looked good. What did you say you majored in at unversity again, gooberisms?"

Useless Government

political systems with their heads in the sand and/or not to be trusted. Slang term for Government being Gooberment.

To be a silly goose.

You are such a goober.

someone who is an utter fool but somehow you’re in love with everything about them

Jaxson, you’re such a goober.

noun, a term of affection for a lovable, silly, lighthearted person. Always easy to poke fun at without actually meaning harm.

Person 1: Daisy is such a goober. Person 2: But that is why we all love her.

Being overly intoxicated shit-faced

Holy shit I'm fucking Goobered man...

Weirdo, dorky person

You are such a goober