A fork of Rural Dictionary
sour apple smirnoff and orange juice
mix it up and it looks like slime
now go make some goof juice- Jake Webber 2020
PG-13 version of the word semen or cum.
Yeah last night I shot my goof juice into her hoo-hah
Semen ejaculated directly into a woman's mouth, vagina, (a.k.a Hoo-hah) or any other orifice. Often used in a comedic sense, can also turn a woman on to oral sex at the prospect of being "juicy."
Your hoo-hah got pumped with goof juice all last weekend.
Goof juice comes from the fact that most people turn into goofs during and after drinking cheap wine.
Todd only has to have a few glasses of goof juice to get the same effect as drinking a case of beer.