A fork of Rural Dictionary
Gorillaface-is a person that has a face that looks damn near identical to that of a gorilla.
Wife says, I think I just saw a gorillaface pass by the kitchen window! Husband replies, you did Tyrone Quantrel is at the side door with fried chicken and watermelon.
A hairy human freaks of nature that belittles and annoys the peaceful salamander heads but hopelessly get beat and sent back to their nesting grounds. They will also pillage helpless villages and after conquered, continue to run around the village on all fours for 2 days pounding their chest. They can be coaxed or baited into traps with ripe bananas quite easily.
"In other news today, Gorillaface "Cougs" and his gang of hairy freaks tried to conquer the last remaining salamander head village in an attempt to extinct them. "