Country Dictionary

The particularly hairy, sweaty, and easily entanglible part of the male anatomy in between the "scrotum" and "anus"

"dude, look at my gouch. its so FUCKIN hairy" "sweeeettt. can i sniff it?" "....i thought youd never ask"

when heroin addicts take a hit they start 'gouchin'

Uuurrgghh look at that bag head he's gouchin to fuck...

Gouch Goo - t ch; A mythical creature that must be respected. Often regarded as "The working-mans Unicorn" or "That piece of skin between your ball-sack and your anus"

"John said he seen his Gouch last night, but i just KNOW he's lying...everybody knows that theres no such thing as Gouch... -_-"

The area between the genatalia and rectum

had a sweaty gouch

(Verb) To “gouch” = to chill out, relax, usually in a slovenly manner and under the influence of marijuana.

End of the day! Time to gouch our!

a couch, meant to seat x number of people, is occupied by x+1 persons (particularly all male).

Example 1: Steve: Sorry but can you move over and make this a gouch? Joe: NO! Go get a fold out chair. Example 2: Steve: Anyone sitting here? Joe: No, but you're not turning this into a gouch!

The space between a mans asshole and his dick

Dont be such a gouch dude Babyface, you are such a gouch. Stop fucking flerting with every fat chick ever.