Country Dictionary

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Grandpa shark

A man from alabama that shoves his big black cock (bbc) down a philapeno girls throat

I saw grandpa shark fucking santa clause at the mall

by I fuh yo bih December 01, 2018

Grandpa Shark

To fist someone in the vagina and ass at the same time. It looks like a shark's mouth.

Girl 1: He grandpa sharked me!
Girl 2: Ohh, I bet you loved it!

by Blahblahblahblah123:DDDD July 29, 2010

Grandpa Shark

Grandpa Shark is the old guy outside the elementary school looking to pick up a baby shark doo doo doo doo da doo and molest it in his basement

Yesterday a Grandpa Shark was arrested for kidnapping little kids and molesting them in his basement.

by puick pride awareness October 08, 2018