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1. A term coined by herbologists to describe someone who posseses superior plant-handling skills. 2. Used to describe soeone that didn't fully have sex with a female, but merely masterbated, and yet still got her pregnant.

1. "Wow. Look at my garden! It's teeming with life!" "Yep. You must have a Green Thumb or something."
2. "So wait. She told you she was pregnant? I thought you said you DID'NT have sex with her?" "Yes Chris. I got her pregnant. Cuz...yaknow...I got that green thumb!"

1. A term coined by herbologists to describe someone who posseses superior plant-handling skills. 2. Used to describe soeone that didn't fully have sex with a female, but merely masterbated, and yet still got her pregnant.

1. Girl-"Wow. Look at my garden! It's teeming with life!" Boy-"Yep. You must have a Green Thumb or something."
2. Chris-"So wait. She told you she was pregnant? I thought you said you DID'NT have sex with her?" Jarod-"Yes Chris. I got her pregnant. Cuz...yaknow...I got that green thumb!"

1. A term coined by herbologists to describe someone who posseses superior plant-handling skills. 2. Used to describe soeone that didn't fully have sex with a female, but merely masterbated, and yet still got her pregnant.

1. "Wow. Look at my garden! It's teeming with life!" "Yep. You must have a Green Thumb or something."
2. "So wait. She told you she was pregnant? I thought you said you DID'NT have sex with her?" "Yes Chris. I got her pregnant. Cuz...yaknow...I got that green thumb!"

A term used for a person who has recently bought marijuana or has some on their person.

Yo, I heard mike has a green thumb right now. Go hit him up for a deal

I have a green thumb after my plug hooked me up

One who has just eaten a bean sandwich and has to take a massive diarrhea dump but just can't quite make it so one makes a spontaneous decision to stick your thumb up your ass. Works better if shit is green.

Hey jeff! I could not quite hold it so i decided to green thumb it.

Someone who cheats while playing "Guitar Hero" by placing a rubber band around the green button, limiting the number of buttons one needs to press, in order to obtain a higher score on the Hard or Expert difficulties.

"Dude! Did you hear that John got 100% on "Through The Fire and Flames???"

"Whatever. I heard he was green thumbing. I'd have to see it to believe it."

(n.) An expression used to describe someone's affinity/skill at gardening or growing plants.

Jillian has quite a green thumb; look at her tomato patch!