A fork of Rural Dictionary
To masturbate like a master
I masterbated really well yesterday.
Jacking off Whacking off Beating off Smacking the ho Beating the pig Whipping the Wayne Slapping the salami Whacking the wand Punishing the pubs Burning the beet Beating the beef Beating the meat Jerking the jerky Jerkin' the gherkin Working the slave Choking the chicken Or In redneck terms Buttering the corn Revving the engine Or Hunting the deer
I want to choke my chicken to nicki Minaj that's Masterbation
how dumb people spell "masturbate"
i gotsta ta go masterbate rihgt no!
Masturbation for professionals.
"You spelled masturbate wrong." "Your masturbation is only amateur. When you do it as much as me it becomes masterbate."
A common mispelling of "masturbation" used by retarded twelve year olds who are neglected by their parents and listen to Linkin' Park.
"Masterbating" is for pre-pubescent morons who don't know what "masturbation" is.
The complete incorrect spelling of masturbate Since it's a misspelling it means "Being a master of bate" Or perhaps "Master of bait".
Yo yo! This is so phat!!!111!eleven!1 Ahm all foo illiterate and I went all MASTERBAAATE today!!111!11! You go wafsha!!!11!one!