A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. To Greg
2. To present ones posterior in the manner of Dr. Greg Ones (Doctor of Geology)
3. Or, to rub ones nipples while engaging in conversation
4. To order a club sandwich in a restaurant which specializes in BBQ products
So the other day at the club, this girl was totally Greging to me.
Masturbating all day non stop for the sheer purpose of getting rid of boredom, or in some cases expressing your hatred of Sara Palin through sexual pleasure.
Not to be confused with the phrase "gregging it" which is masterbation into a hat.
Examples: 1)"I was so mad when Sara Palin but out going rouge that I just had to start greging it."
"Today I looked up pornography on the internet and started greging it because I was bored"
2)"Hey did you here what Sara Palin did the other day?"
"Yeah, i'm going to protest by greging it."
A person who would start gregging it would be someone who goes out on weekends and attempts to get laid, or someone who is very democratic.
When you get so drunk you endanger your life by falling head first into things such as open parking garages etc. Then embarrass yourself by vomiting in the home of the one who is taking care of you. Then end up in a hospital.
"Lets get Greged tonight dude"
"Dude you were so Greged last night"
To injure your balls through playing a game. Normaly results in mass pain, side effect of rolling around on the floor in the future, while the memmory of the event is triggerd. Can be triggerd by someone talking about it, or seeing someone suffer a simalar injury.
They were playing nutball, during this game he was greged.
The act of playing Minecraft with the mod GregTech installed
"Dang bro, I was greging for a good 3 hours yesterday"
The mass consumption of food, over eating, gorging once’s self pats the point of fulfillment, gluttony.
After I didn’t eat for days I went Greging at McDonald’s and my stomach nearly burst.