A fork of Rural Dictionary
Something that is both ghetto AND ratchet. Gretchling- one who embodies being gretch. Gretchen- the queen of gretch and the GRETCHIEST person on this earth.
The South Campus buildings of UNC Chapel Hill, specifically Craige, are extremely gretch. It's evident that Gretchen is at UNC Chapel Hill, as there are a multitude of cockroaches to be seen when the sun sets. "Gretch means ghetto and ratchet, have fun with it"- the creator of Gretch
to violently sneak. To go or move in a quiet, stealthy way while having some sort of a violent, destructive motive.
That fucking oven door gretched up on my hand! Hey man, stop gretching up on me! So, I was playing paintball and had a sweet sniping spot. Then out of no where Chris gretched up on me.
1. (n) A person who neglects to speak constructively. 2. (v) To speak with destructive intent.
Asking "why" exhibits Gretch-like behavior.
A combination of "grab" and "fetch".
Yo Louis, would you gretch me a soda from the fridge?