A fork of Rural Dictionary
A thicc nigga who masturbates as he eats doritos nacho cheese with fresh soft guac from the local grocery store.
you want to go perform some Guacamole Nigga Penis, and "watch" the Bachelor?
Basically a holy term used by every saint in every believe, every cult or religion. A term used for someone who downs a glizzy in less than 5 seconds. If you are refered to as a Guacamole Nigga Penis, you are holy.
-Dude, jared is such a guacamole nigga penis type of dude! -NOOOO, you cant say that, that's too good of a name to be given to that tranny! -My bad my nigga.
Random words put together that sound funny. Ignore the other retarded definitions.
Someone: *says literally anything* Funny random person: "Guacamole nigga penis"
When your boy jamal takes your monster dong and smothers it in spicy guacamole.
Damn bro, jamal really covered up my whole dong last week, my massive schlong was burning the whole night. He gave me the whole guacamole nigga penis experience.
"Guacamole Nigga Penis", Its just fun to say.
Person: Guacamole Nigga Penis Other Person: Guacamole Nigga Penis 😎🤜🤛😎
Specifically a term that is describing a niggers dick with guacamole on it . Sounds pretty disgusting, but it is actually pretty tasty.. mmmm
Oh my! That was one tasty Guacamole Nigga Penis !! YUMMY !